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Perfect Wife

from Threat of Normalcy by Horrible Idea

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THE PERFECT WIFE


SOMETIMES I FANTASIZE
ABOUT MY FUTURE LIFE
WITH MY FUTURE WIFE
THROUGH THESE WORDS EXPLAIN MY STANDARDS
BECAUSE YOU ONLY HAVE ONE LIFE
TO FIND THE PERFECT WIFE
I DON'T CARE ABOUT HER HAIR
BUT I PREFER IT LONG AND HANGING EVERYWHERE
HER FACE WILL BE THE KIND
THAT STAYS YOUNG UNTIL SHE'S 69
SHE'LL HAVE THE KIND OF BODY
THAT I CAN'T STOP STARING AT
WONDERING HOW'D I GET SO LUCKY
AND HOPING I DON'T GET TO FAT
FAT FAT

*CHORUS*
MAYBE YOU'RE OUT THERE FOR ME
OR MAYBE THIS WILL NEVER BE
I DREAM OF YOU AT NIGHT
AND IS THERE SUCH THING
AS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT
MAYBE YOU'RE OUT THERE FOR ME
MAYBE I'LL JUST WAIT AND SEE
I DREAM OF HER AT NIGHT
AND WILL I FIND THE LOVE THAT'S JUST RIGHT

LOOKS AREN'T ALL I WANT CAUSE THAT WOULD BE TOO EASY
SHE HAS TO BE FUNNY SPONTANEOUS AND NEVER BLAND
LOVE ROLLER COASTERS PLAY BASS SO WE CAN JAM
SMARTER THAN ME BUT NEVER LET ME KNOW
ENJOY THE SAME MUSIC SO WE CAN START OUR OWN MOSH PIT OF LOVE

(CHORUS)

SHE'S THE KIND OF LADY
THAT WHEN SHE'S MAD WON'T ACT CRAZY
BUT TALK TO ME TELL ME WHY
SO THEN I KNOW AND NEVER MAKE HER CRY
WHEN WE HIT OUR FORTIES WE'LL START TO SETTLE DOWN
HAVE OURSELVES A FAMILY AND ALWAYS BE AROUND

WHEN SHE GROWS OLD
SHE WONT GROW COLD
BUT STILL YOUNG
AND KEEP HAVING FUN
YEAH THAT'S MY LADY
BUT I GUESS THAT I'M JUST CRAZY

SHE DON'T EXIST(X11)

NO SHE DON'T EXIST MAN
NO SHE DON'T EXIST
SHE'S NOT OUT THERE AT ALL
THAT'S JUST RIDICULOUS
CAPTIVATING THEORY
I'VE KNOWN IT ALL ALONG
CAN'T HELP IT BEING PICKY
THAT'S WHY I WROTE THIS SONG
I GUESS I'LL LIVE MY LIFE
SEARCHING FOR THE PERFECT WIFE

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from Threat of Normalcy, released October 1, 2005

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