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Threat of Normalcy

by Horrible Idea

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1.
Introduction 01:02
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Sea Gulls 01:34
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SEAGULLS SEAGULLS SHIT EVERYWHERE SEAGULLS SHIT IN MY HAIR SEAGULLS SHIT ON YOU SEAGULLS ANNOYING TOO. SEAGULLS HAVE BEADY EYES SEAGULLS DON'T BELIEVE THEIR LIES SEAGULLS THEY WANT YOU DEAD SEAGULLS THEY WANT YOUR HEAD *CHORUS* THE THINGS THAT THEY SAY TO ME MAKE ME CRAZY WHEN I TALK BACK IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY (X2) SEAGULLS DON'T FEED THEM SEAGULLS AVOID THEM SEAGULLS ARE EVIL SEAGULLS HATE PEOPLE (CHORUS) SEAGULLS! SEAGULLS! SEAGULLS! SEAGULLS!
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To The Sunset 02:30
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TO THE SUNSET MOTHER, FATHER STICK THE NEEDLE IN YOUR EYE NOW BLIND SEND YOUR SONS AND DAUGHTERS OFF TO DIE TOMORROW WILL YOUR CHOICES BE JUSTIFIED OR IS OUR TRADITION MEANT TO MORTIFY *CHORUS* NOW TURN YOUR EYES TO THE SUNSET SAYING GOODBYE TO THE SUNSET FUNDAMENTAL CHECKLISTS ALL ACCOUNTED FOR CHRISTIANS MUSLIMS WHERE'S YOUR MORAL IS THAT BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS WASHED WITH REPENT HELL AWAITS UNLESS BLACK GOLD IS HEAVEN SENT (CHORUS) BUT FOR NOW YOU FIGHT AND YOU KNOW YOU'RE MORE THAN RIGHT ARE WE WRONG CAUSE A LIFE IN PAIN FOR A WAR IN VAIN IS A CHOICE WE'RE FORCED TO TAKE SO LEARN TO FALL TO DROP THE BALL AS A NATION WE'RE A FAKE DO YOU WANT TO BE A FAKE IS THAT WHAT IT TAKES IS A FALL WHAT IT TAKES (CHORUS)
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Northern Nights 02:59
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NORTHERN NIGHTS DRIVING AROUND WITH NO WHERE TO GO IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT AND I'M FEELING KIND OF LOW THERE'S NOTHING TO DO EXCEPT FOR HAVE A SMOKE IT'S SO PATHETIC I THINK I'M GONNA CHOKE EVERY NIGHT THE SAME OLD SHENNANIGANS LET'S TAKE THIS RIGHT AND THROW OUT OUR BEER CANS LET'S TAKE THIS LEFT AND SEE WHAT'S GOING ON THERE WAS A PARTY BUT NOW IT'S ALMOST DONE *CHORUS* THE NIGHT WAS YOUNG, BUT IT GOT OLD QUICK SAME OLD SHIT AND IT'S MAKING US SICK THE NIGHT WAS YOUNG, BUT IT GOT OLD QUICK WITH THE NORTHERN NIGHTS AND THE NORTHERN NIGHTS THIS IS THE WAY IT'S GOTTA BE BUT THAT'S OK CAUSE AT LEAST WE'RE FREE THIS IS THE WAY IT'S GOTTA BE WITH THE NORTHERN NIGHTS AND THE NORTHERN LIGHTS DRIVING AROUND UNTIL WE GET IN TROUBLE PAINTBALL GUNS ARE FUN TO SHOOT AT ANIMALS WE THINK THAT SOMEONE'S CALLED THE COPS BUT IT'S OK BECAUSE OF TWENTY FOUR HOUR TOPS (CHORUS) GRATUITOUS "YEAH'S", "NAH'S", AND "AH'S"
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Too Far From Home 04:27
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TOO FAR FROM HOME IT'S AN EPIC! TOO MUCH TIME I'VE HAD TO KILL STARING AT LIGHTS IN THE DISTANCE BUT I'LL HAVE TO DEAL INSANE AND HOPING FOR RESISTANCE CRAZY THOUGHTS ENTER MY HEAD FAR-FETCHED AND POSSIBLY BRILLIANT I AM FEELING DEAD SEAGULL SOUNDS BECOME A CHANT THEY START TO SAY *CHORUS* TAKE IT BY THE DAY IT'S NOT KILLING YOU ANYWAY THINK ABOUT A BETTER TIME CAN'T BE TAKEN CAUSE IT'S MINE (X2) TOO LONG ON I CAN'T CONCENTRATE THESE CRAZY THOUGHTS HELP KEEP ME SANE A THOUGHT OF HOME WILL BRING TO DATE MY REALITY EASES WITH COMPLAINT TOO MUCH TIME SLOW TOO LONG TILL I GO TOO LITTLE DEPTH PERCEPTION TOO MUCH ANTICIPATION (X2) (CHORUS) TOO SICK TO DO THIS RIGHT THIS ANXIETY IS GETTING THE BEST OF ME A THOUGHT OF HOME WILL HELP ME FIGHT WHAT'S LEFT UNTIL I'M FREE IT'S OK THE REST ARE THE SAME WE'LL BITCH EVERY CHANCE POSSIBLE IT ALWAYS HELPS TO PLACE THE BLAME ON SOMETHING UNSTOPPABLE (CHORUS) WHERE'S MY HOME NOW IS IT REAL IF I'M NOT THERE DO THEY THINK ABOUT HOW IT WAS AND DO I CARE BECAUSE I'M NOT ALONE AND TOO FAR FROM HOME NOT ALONE AND TOO FAR FROM HOME (CHORUS)
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Political Science 03:09
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POLITICAL SCIENCE IRRATIONALITY AND POWER-HUNGRY COUNTRIES DO WE BLAME OURSELVES FOR WHAT IS GOING ON IS IT THE WRONG THING OR THE RIGHT THING JUST GONE BAD SOMETIMES WE TAKE FOR GRANTED THE FREEDOMS THAT WE HAVE *CHORUS* POLITICAL SCIENCE USED TO SILENCE IGNORANT MINDS OUR COMPLIANCE WITH THE CONTRACT USED TO BIND POLITICAL SCIENCE DO YOU THINK YOU KNOW IT ALL OUR RELIANCE ON FALSE HOPE WON'T BREAK THE FALL HAVEN'T WE LEARNED THE FUNDAMENTALS OF OUR LAWS EVEN COLLEGE KEEPS YOU STARING DOWN THE HALLS AT A DOOR TO ALL THE SECRETS KEPT AWAY FROM THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW THE LAWS THEY LIKE TO BREAK (CHORUS) WE'LL TAKE OUR TIME PUSH IT BACK SET IT OFF WAIT IT OUT NO TIME WE'LL PUSH IT BACK SET IT OFF WAIT IT OUT NO (X2) ARE WE THE ONES WHO WILL SOON RULE THE WORLD ONE OF US HERE WILL HOLD A POSITION WHEN YOU FEEL THE POWER TAKE A BURDEN ON YOU REMEMBER US NOW AND LET THOSE LIES BECOME TRUTH (CHORUS)
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Swashbuckler 03:36
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SWASHBUCKLER TOUCHÉ IS WHAT YOU'D SAY WHEN PLAYED BY MY BLADE FIGHTING TODAY A MATCH OF WITS PUT DOWN MY SWORD ALL THESE ENDLESS WORDS ARE MAKING ME BORED LIVING AN ADVENTURE FOR THE TRUEST CAUSE HOW MUCH CAN WE ENDURE YOUR RAPIER IT'S TIME TO DRAW *CHORUS* SWASHBUCKLER SWASHBUCKLER HOW BRAVE HE FIGHTS WHAT HAPPENED TO TRUE ROMANCE AND RIDING OFF IN THE NIGHT SWASHBUCKLER SWASHBUCKLER I MISS THOSE TIMES BUT WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE TO BE ONE OF YOUR KIND ON GUARD IS WHAT I'D SCREAM AT YOU THRASHING AND SLASHING TO SAVE MY LOVER TRUE FIGHTING FOR A CAUSE THAT MAKES SOME SENSE NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS LEARN HOW TO FENCE TRUE LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT KIDNAPPED AND SHUT AWAY THOUGHT DEAD I'M NOT QUITE PRINCESS YOU'RE MINE TO SAVE (CHORUS) BOMBS BOMBS ARE EVERYWHERE FIGHTING WAR THIS WAY SEEMS UNFAIR WHY CAN'T WE JUST DO IT LIKE MEDIEVAL DAYS SO MANY INNOCENTS WOULDN'T DIE SCALE THAT CASTLE WALL DRIVING FORCE REVENGE DON'T HAVE TO KILL THEM ALL BUT MY FATHER I MUST AVENGE (CHORUS)
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Lazy 04:56
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LAZY I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING ELEVEN-THIRTY AM YEAH, MY LIFE IS BORING SO I HIT THE SNOOZE AGAIN (?) TWO OR THREE HOURS LATER MY HUNGER OVERCOMES ME I POUR A BOWL OF COCOA PUFFS AND MY DAY BEGINS AT THREE YEAH I'M LAZY MY FUTURE IS HAZY I HAVE NO AIM IN LIFE I HAVE NO AIM IN LIFE (X2) THE SUN IS SHINING BRIGHT OUTSIDE IT'S STARTING TO GET HOT I HAVE TO GO TO WORK AT FIVE I'M GONNA HAVE TO WALK THERE'S PEOPLE STROLLING EVERYWHERE THEY ARE CROWDING UP THE STREETS I WISH I WAS AT HOME ON MY COUCH THAT LIFESTYLE CAN'T BE BEAT BUT I'M NOT AT HOME RIGHT NOW I START TO WONDER WHY AND HOW I'M CUTTING PIZZAS UP AND NOT DRINKING BEER IN A CUP I SHOULD BE GAINING KNOWLEDGE AND LIVING IT UP AT COLLEGE BUT I'D RATHER SLEEP ALL DAY NOT GO TOO FAR AWAY WHEN I GO TO SLEEP AT NIGHT AND MY HECTIC DAY IS GONE I WISH I MAY I WISH I MIGHT BE SLEEPING ALL DAY LONG BUT WHEN I WAKE FROM THIS COMA LITTLE BROTHER'S ANNOYING ME I'LL ALWAYS HAVE A BONA FIDE REASON FOR BEING LAZY I GUESS I'M LAZY AND I JUST CAN'T HELP IT MY FUTURE'S LAZY AND IT'S MAKING ME SICK IT SHOULD BE PARTYING TIME I'LL TAKE MY TEQUILA WITH LIME WHY AM I AT HOME IN BED I GUESS IT'S ALL IN MY HEAD IT'S TIME TO GET IT ON AND PARTY UP UNTIL IT'S DAWN LAZY! LAZY! LAZY! LAZY! LAZY! LAZY! LAZY! LAZY! LAZY! LAZY! OH I'M LAZY YEAH I'M LAZY ETC. ETC.
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Blender of Death 02:02
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BLENDER OF DEATH GUTS FLYING EVERYWHERE DECAPITATIONS WE DON'T CARE THE SMELL OF BURNING FLESH INFESTS THE AIR WORDS CAUSE THE SLAUGHTER NO LIFE TO SPARE *CHORUS* HUMAN LIFE THROW IT IN THE BLENDER NATURE'S MILK WE DON'T MIND THE GENDER RELIGIOUS BELIEFS THROW EM IN THE BLENDER HIT PUREE AND SELL IT TO THE VENDOR BLOOD AND BRAIN MATTER WE LOVE TO WATCH IT SPLATTER FEASTING ON THE SPAWN EVER GROWING FATTER DROP THE BOMB AND SEE WHO SCATTERS (CHORUS) BLENDER OF DEATH BLENDER OF DEATH (FIGURE IT OUT) BLENDER OF DEATH
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Happy Shroomin' 02:23
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HAPPY SHROOMIN' CHA CHA CHA HAPPY SHROOMS ARE DANCIN' IN MY TUMMY PICKED EM OUT OF SHIT AND THEY STILL TASTED YUMMY CHOKED EM DOWN WITH BEER THEY WERE COVERED IN SKIPPY DON'T ACCUSE ME OF BEING A HIPPY *CHORUS* HAPPY SHROOMIN' THE MOON SHINES DOWN HAPPY SHROOMIN' I SAW YOU ON THE GROUND YOU CALLED MY NAME SO I KNELT DOWN AND PICKED YOU UP PUT YOU IN MY MOUTH LAYING ON MY BACK STARIN' AT THE STARS BEATING FLOWER CHILDREN WITH ACOUSTIC GUITARS PEACEFUL CLOUDS THE WIND IN MY HAIR LET'S TIP SOME COWS AND TAKE IT FROM THERE (CHORUS) AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH HAPPY SHROOMIN' AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH HAPPY SHROOMIN' YEAH HAPPY SHROOMIN' HAPPY SHROOMIN' (THE HAPPIEST SHROOM TO YOU) HAPPY SHROOMIN' (HAPPY HAPPY SHROOM SHROOM HAPPY HAPPY SHROOM SHROOM SHOE BOP SHOE WALLA WALLA) HAPPY SHROOMIN' TO YOU
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Sensei 03:31
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SENSEI SO YOU WANT TO SIGN UP FOR MY KUNG-FU CLASS DON'T PISS ME OFF OR I'LL THROW YOU THROUGH THE GLASS I HAVE SO MUCH TO TEACH YOU THE MONKEY, TIGER, MANTIS, ALL KUNG-FU IF YOU HAVE THE HEART THIS IS HOW MY CLASS WILL START (BONSAI) *CHORUS* YOU CALL ME SENSEI I CALL YOU SON DO WHAT I SAY AND WE MIGHT HAVE SOME FUN YOU CALL ME SENSE I CALL YOU SON WE'LL WORK HARD EVERY DAY TILL OUR TRAINING IS DONE IT'S NOT HARD TO BREAK THESE BRICKS ONCE YOU DO IT YOU'LL IMPRESS THE CHICKS IF YOU ASK ME NICE I'LL LET YOU WAX MY CAR I'LL TAKE YOU OUT TO FIGHT IN SOME BAR BUT REMEMBER MY SHAOLIN DRAGON WILL ALWAYS STOP YOUR BRAGGIN' (HI-YAH) (CHORUS) NOW IT'S TIME MY SON YOUR FINAL TEST HAS NOW BEGUN BIG EVENT STARTS TODAY YOU'RE GONNA FIGHT IN THE KUMATE SO WHAT IF HIS NAME'S TOM PO I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO USE THE FLYING ELBOW YOU'LL NEVER KNOW MORE THAN YOU KNOW NOW SO IT'S TIME TO KICK SOME BACK MY NOK SU COW NOK SU COW NOK SU COW NOK SU COW LET'S HEAR YOUR BATTLE CRY NOK SU COW NOK SU COW NOK SU COW MAKE HIM SAY MU TAI KUMATE KUMATE KUMATE NOW YOU ----------- KUMATE KUMATE KUMATE FOR YOUR SENSEI
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Naha 03:27
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NAHA FOUR DAYS OFF WE'RE GONNA GO OUT TO TOWN TRY AND FIND A PLACE TO BE LOUD SO WE CHECK OUT NAHA SINCE WE'RE IN OKINAWA BUT WHILE WE'RE HERE THEY'RE GONNA CHARGE US MORE FOR BEER NOW WE'RE IN A BIND CAUSE EVERY PLACE WE FIND SAYS "AMERICANS GO AWAY" SO WE CHECKED OUT THE SLUM BUT THAT WAS PRETTY DUMB SINCE I CAN'T STAND RAP MUSIC FUCK IT LET'S GO I THINK WE NEED TO FIND SOME CHEAPER BEER BUT THEN WE FOUND OUT THAT THERE IS NONE HERE (X2) I THINK WE NEED TO FIND AN ATM BUT THEN WE FOUND OUT THAT WE CAN'T USE THEM (X2) NOW IT'S THREE AM AND WE FUCKED UP AGAIN 5,000 YEN FOR THE CAUSE OF ONE MASSAGE STARTED HEADING BACK BUT WE GET SIDETRACKED AND PULLED INTO SOME CRAZY BAR I ALMOST SHED A TEAR WHEN I BOUGHT A BEER AND I SAW IT COST TWENTY BUCKS WE'RE OUT OF HERE I THINK I'M NEVER COMING BACK AGAIN AND IF START TO PLEASE SHOOT ME THEN (X2) YOU THINK THEY MIGHT SHOW SOME RESPECT (RESPECT) WE'LL TRASH NAHA WITH NO REGRETS(X2) WALKIN THE STREETS OF NAHA STUCK ON THE ISLAND OF OKINAWA (X4)
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Jazzercise 00:50
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JAZZERCISE WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE LYRICS ARE FOR THIS SONG ANYMORE... WE DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER. HAVE FUN DECIPHERING THEM.
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Light at the End of the Funnel 03:27
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LIGHT AT THE END OF THE FUNNEL FRIDAY NIGHT DRINKING BEER TILL WE PASS OUT FEELIN' TIRED BUT THE NIGHT'S STILL YOUNG I MET A FRIEND HE SAID "THAT'S NOT WHAT WE'RE ALL ABOUT" WE'RE GONNA GET THE FUNNEL AND DRINK TILL WE'RE OVERHUNG ANOTHER NIGHT DRINKING BEER LIKE IT'S OUR MISSION RANDY STANDS UP SAYS "EVERYBODY PLEASE LISTEN WE'VE GOT BEER IN THE COOLER, BEER IN THE FRIDGE BEER ON THE WAY, SO DON'T DISMAY *CHORUS* GRAB THE FUNNEL POUR IN A COUPLE DEUCE DEUCE STOMACH FEELING HOTTER DON'T MIX IN THE BROWN WATER FEELING KIND OF TIRED MY VISION STARTS TO TUNNEL THEN I SEE THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE FUNNEL YOU MIGHT ASK WHY WE DRINK WITHOUT FEER CARPE CEREVISI THAT MEANS SEIZE THE BEER IT'S SOMETHING FOR OURSELVES AWAY FROM ALL THE RULES PLUS IDLE HANDS ARE THE DEVIL'S PLAY TOOLS (CHORUS) BRING ON THE PILSNERS BRING ON THE ALE GIVE ME SOME LAGER DRINK FROM THE GRAIL(X2) DRINK IT UP DRINK IT UP DRINK IT UP GET ME DRUNK(X2) GET ME DRUNK(X3)
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Worst Case Scenario 03:31
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WORST CASE SCENARIO FALLEN THROUGH ICE INSTANT HYPOTHERMIA EVERY LIMB FROZEN PANIC IS WHAT YOU'VE CHOSEN ENTRANCE HOLE DISAPPEARED CAN'T FIND YOUR WAY THROUGH IN THIS SITUATION WHAT WOULD YOU DO *CHORUS* WORST CASE SCENARIO NO TIME TO THINK INSTINCT HOLDS YOUR LIFE NOW YOU'RE ON THE BRINK(X2) OF THE END WOKEN BY A CHOKE EYES BLURRED CAN'T SEE ROOM'S FILLED WITH SMOKE CAN'T EVEN SCREAM DOORKNOB GLOWS RED FAMILY STILL IN BED HERO COWARD OR CORPSE LIFE WON'T GET MUCH WORSE (CHORUS) THE CAPTAIN'S ON THE AIR THE PLANE HAS BEEN HIJACKED HIS LAST WORDS WERE "LIFE'S NOT FAIR" NOT ASKING FOR RANSOM JUST WANTING REVENGE BETTER BE COURAGEOUS NO TIME TO CRINGE SCENARIO!
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Spontaneous Rockage 05:42
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SPONTANEOUS ROCKAGE WOULDN'T IT BE NICE IF WE COULD ROCK WHENEVER WE WANTED TO AIR-GUITAR, BASS DRUMS OR ANY INSTRUMENT JUST FOR FUN THIS MUST BE CRAZY THAT'S CHAOS YOU SAY BUT JUST TAKE A POSE AND START TO PLAY *CHORUS* GRANT ME THIS WISH FOR SPONTANEOUS ROCKAGE INVISIBLE INSTRUMENTS PLAYED TO PERFECTION WHEN YOU FEEL THE NEED FOR SPONTANEOUS ROCKAGE TAKE A STANCE AND BEGIN YOUR RENDITION STANDING IN CHURCH AND THE PRIEST DECIDED WHEN HE LOOKED AT YOU AND YOUR MINDS COINCIDED YOU JAMMED A DUEL GUITAR 80'S SOLO ROCKIN' WITH JESUS NOW ON PIANO (CHORUS) WE ALL FEEL ALONE AT TIMES WELL JUST PLAY THE BLUES AND FRIENDS YOU'LL FIND ANY TIME ANY PLACE ANY SITUATION UNIFY THE SOUND COMPLETE PARTICIPATION (CHORUS) AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH.
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Gutter Ball 03:22
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GUTTER BALL GUTTER BALL IT SLIPPED OUT OF MY GRASP GUTTER BALL POUR MORE BEER IN MY GLASS GUTTER BALL IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES GUTTER BALL GETTING FUCKED UP AT THE LANES FILL MY PITCHER TO THE BRIM CAUSE TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA WIN YEAH THE DRUNKER I GET GUARANTEE A SEVEN-TEN SPLIT TILL THE VELCRO ON MY SHOES IS COMING UNDONE THEN I SLIPPED AND FELL BUT IT'S ALL IN GOOD FUN SLIPPED AND FELL BUT IT'S ALL IN GOOD FUN *CHORUS* IT'S BOWLING TIME BRING ME CORONA AND LIME DOESN'T MATTER THE PRICE SPICY WINGS TO BITE WHATEVER THE NIGHT JUST ROLL THAT DICE STRAP ON MY BOWLING SHOES AND TAKE AWAY MY BLUES(X2) THERE'S NO CUSSING ON MY LANES THE OWNER OFTEN COMPLAINS BUT WE IGNORE HIS PLEAS AND KEEP BOWLING HAPPILY TILL THE SPICY WINGS TURN MY FINGERS RED NOW THERE'S SAUCE ON MY BALL AND IT'S GETTING TO MY HEAD SAUCE ON MY BALL AND IT'S GETTING TO MY HEAD (CHORUS) AS THE BALL DOES SPIN SO DOES MY HEAD BEGIN NOW MY BOWLING SKILLS ARE GONE AND SO IS THE BEER IN MY BONG THEN I LOOK UP AT THESE SCORES AND THEY DON'T ADD UP ONE BIT GUESS THE BEER TOOK ITS TOLL CAUSE WE ALL BOWLED LIKE SHIT THE BEER TOOK ITS TOLL CAUSE WE ALL BOWLED LIKE SHIT
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Perfect Wife 05:11
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THE PERFECT WIFE SOMETIMES I FANTASIZE ABOUT MY FUTURE LIFE WITH MY FUTURE WIFE THROUGH THESE WORDS EXPLAIN MY STANDARDS BECAUSE YOU ONLY HAVE ONE LIFE TO FIND THE PERFECT WIFE I DON'T CARE ABOUT HER HAIR BUT I PREFER IT LONG AND HANGING EVERYWHERE HER FACE WILL BE THE KIND THAT STAYS YOUNG UNTIL SHE'S 69 SHE'LL HAVE THE KIND OF BODY THAT I CAN'T STOP STARING AT WONDERING HOW'D I GET SO LUCKY AND HOPING I DON'T GET TO FAT FAT FAT *CHORUS* MAYBE YOU'RE OUT THERE FOR ME OR MAYBE THIS WILL NEVER BE I DREAM OF YOU AT NIGHT AND IS THERE SUCH THING AS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT MAYBE YOU'RE OUT THERE FOR ME MAYBE I'LL JUST WAIT AND SEE I DREAM OF HER AT NIGHT AND WILL I FIND THE LOVE THAT'S JUST RIGHT LOOKS AREN'T ALL I WANT CAUSE THAT WOULD BE TOO EASY SHE HAS TO BE FUNNY SPONTANEOUS AND NEVER BLAND LOVE ROLLER COASTERS PLAY BASS SO WE CAN JAM SMARTER THAN ME BUT NEVER LET ME KNOW ENJOY THE SAME MUSIC SO WE CAN START OUR OWN MOSH PIT OF LOVE (CHORUS) SHE'S THE KIND OF LADY THAT WHEN SHE'S MAD WON'T ACT CRAZY BUT TALK TO ME TELL ME WHY SO THEN I KNOW AND NEVER MAKE HER CRY WHEN WE HIT OUR FORTIES WE'LL START TO SETTLE DOWN HAVE OURSELVES A FAMILY AND ALWAYS BE AROUND WHEN SHE GROWS OLD SHE WONT GROW COLD BUT STILL YOUNG AND KEEP HAVING FUN YEAH THAT'S MY LADY BUT I GUESS THAT I'M JUST CRAZY SHE DON'T EXIST(X11) NO SHE DON'T EXIST MAN NO SHE DON'T EXIST SHE'S NOT OUT THERE AT ALL THAT'S JUST RIDICULOUS CAPTIVATING THEORY I'VE KNOWN IT ALL ALONG CAN'T HELP IT BEING PICKY THAT'S WHY I WROTE THIS SONG I GUESS I'LL LIVE MY LIFE SEARCHING FOR THE PERFECT WIFE
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Waiting 01:54
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WAITING WAITING GETTING COMPLACENT STANDING IN A LINE FOR AN UNDISCLOSED AMOUNT OF TIME MY HANDS ARE IDLE AND THAT'S NOT GOOD I HATE FUCKING WAITING AND THAT MUCH IS UNDERSTOOD LINES FUCKING LINES DON'T CUT ME AND I'M AT THE END ANXIETY LIKES TO ATTACK SITTING IN A ROOM WITH THAT DONKEY ON MY BACK SNAPPING CAN'T MAKE A SCENE A SPEECH AN ACT OF VIOLENCE OR SOMETHING TO BREAK THE SILENCE LINES FUCKING LINES DON'T CUT ME AND I'M IN THE MIDDLE ROOMS FUCKING ROOMS WAIT YOUR TURN SIR WE'LL BE WITH YOU ANY MINUTE BULLSHIT THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT BUT IT'S PART OF LIFE AND WE HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE LINES FUCKING LINES DON'T CUT ME AND I'M FINALLY AT THE FRONT AT LEAST I'M NOT AT THE END
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3 Chord Punk 02:25
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3 CHORD PUNK OI OI OI I LOVE THREE CHORD PUNK IT REALLY FUCKING RULES I LOVE THREE CHORD PUNK THERE'S NOTHING COOLER IN THE WORLD THREE CHORD PUNK(X6) IT'S THREE FUCKING CHORD PUNK OI OI OI I LOVE THREE CHORD PUNK IT'S THE COOLEST SHIT AROUND I LOVE THREE CHORD PUNK CAUSE IT'S ALL I KNOW HOW TO PLAY OI OI OI OI OI OI NOW IT'S TIME TO END THE SONG I WANT YOU ALL TO SING ALONG THREE CHORD FUCKING PUNK REALLY FUCKING RULES NOW IT'S TIME TO END THE SONG I WANT YOU ALL TO SCREAM ALONG NOW IT'S TIME FOR US TO GO WE'LL SEE YOU AT OUR MOTHER FUCKING SHOW

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